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"When a man asks," Love, you make me hot? "" I always answer with another question, do you prefer alcohol or gas? "
"I do not like talking about obesity ... it's a very heavy subject."
"I am for any kind of marriage, less than mine."
"'I do not like your posts.' See, I do not like your face and I'm not complaining."
"Life is too short to be safely removing USB."
"It's not enough to be poor, you have to write 'Life Loka' on the cover of the notebook."
"To love and not be loved is the same as smoking a joint and not getting stoned."
"When the sand is too much, my little truck suspects."
"You see a status with 50 tanned, shared, and the only one you enjoy is the person you shared."
"People smoke and drink for a few days and they are already addicted. I spend practically the day on Facebook and I never got addicted."
"You're the most beautiful ugly I've ever seen in my life."
"I'm so poor, they robbed me and gave me 10 reais to have something for them to steal."
"I bought a car of the year ... that I was born."
